One friend, out of the two that I hangout with, is sick. Other friend is busy looking for a job (something I should be doing). That means I’ve been at home all day constantly refreshing my computer hoping to get a message from this one kid who said at 3:00 PM that he could chill and he has bud. It’s now 8:00 PM and he hasn’t said a word.

Guess I’m getting drunk again.

Man: can i get this check cashed
Me: *coughs and hands him bong* check if it's cached